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GRAPHIC DESIGNER

Sometimes I try too hard to be funny and come across awkward. 

What I know and how much I know

Indesign

Been my ride or die since 2005.

A lot

Photoshop

Almost a lot

Partner in crime since 2009 (really 2002 but 9 rhymed).

Illustrator

Kind of a lot

A typesetter's friend since I met design.

After Effects

Some

Edit a template, change things, edit to music. Enough to say I know about you.

Dreamweaver/HTML 5/CSS

Fake it till you make it

Edit basic code, create email signatures, etc. 

Fun Facts

10+
number of
cars owned

Simply, I have bad luck with vehicles.

5K+
projects completed

I really don't know. Does the math even add up?

80wpm
according to typeracer
7+
average hours
of sleep

That's a lie, more like 4-6.